The Batch Room Sheet
Ferments, tinctures and cures — an action radar and a batch archive.
Start a batch; the sheet tells you when to burp, stir, strain, or bottle, then when it's ready, and archives what actually worked.
The radar — numbers no other sheet gives you:
- 🟠 Needs action: 3 — burp / stir / strain now
- 🟢 Ready to bottle: 1 — finished — jar it up
- 💰 Success rate: 50% — 1 good of 2 archived
It runs in Google Sheets on your iPad, phone, or computer — free — and opens in Excel too. One click makes your own private copy, and there are no formulas to touch, ever.
Included: the sheet (instant copy link) · a printable pack (PDF) · a one-page Start Here.
A record book, not a recipe or medical guide. The tincture logs record your own preparations; follow tested methods for anything you preserve or consume.
Questions, answered
Before you ask.
Do I need to know spreadsheets?
No. You type what you have in the white cells and the dashboard does the maths — there are no formulas to touch, ever.
Google Sheets or Excel?
Both. Make your own copy in Google Sheets with one click, or open the included Excel file. A printable pack is in every one, too.
How is it delivered?
It's a digital download — the copy link and the files are yours right after checkout. Nothing ships.


